Only one of those colors is natural. Can you guess which one??
EDIT: It looks like someone is preparing to scalp me in the picture. I am the best photographer.
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I WANT TO DISCUSS THE SCIENCE OF KITTEN CUTENESS WITH YOU
LET ME START OFF BY POSTING A PICTURE OF MY CAT WESKER WITH HER TONGUE OUT SO CUTE AMIRIGHT
Question from my e-mail (I did not forget about you, dude):
If you were a professional wrestler, and you were fighting Bulk Brogan in the big fight, what would your finisher be?
Kind regards from The Solar Sentinel,
D’aww, that’s super sweet! I just made an AIM account (morehandclaps - creative, I know) for any of ya’ll that want to chat with me outside of tumblr. I am kind of boring and talk about cats a lot, just a warning.
But yes! Let’s be friends! I made you this creepy picture as a token of our new friendship.
This is technically more insect than animal, but palmetto bugs. They are pretty much giant cockroaches that FLY AT YOUR FACE ughughugh. Thing I miss the least about Florida, fo sho.
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I adore your style so much.
Why thank ya, miss lady! Just between you and me, the secret to my style is…
Giant asses. On everyone. I don’t mean to give them all (men and women alike) baby birthing hips, it just happens.
TO THE INTERNET!!! OHGODOHGODOHGOD
IS YOUR NAME BRADLEY JAMES? BRADLEY JAMES IS TOTALLY COOL. AND TOTALLY A DREAMBOAT.
I have a gaming webcomic! Sort of. It is kind of on hiatus right now, since I am the worst. It will be revived. Soon…ish. If my two blogs were like the Mario Brothers, this one would be Mario. Shuffletime would be Luigi. I haven’t forgotten about it, but it is not my highest priority, y’know? Pretend that analogy made sense.
All the time, brotha. I am kind of awful with hair. I like it straight, but this is generally what happens whenever I try to straighten it:
I hate socks, haaaate them. They make me feel like my toes are too close together ughughughugh. I tend to prefer flats for this very reason.
You guys. You guys. I can’t stop making horrible gifs now, you guys. Lesson for today - animating masks in Photoshop is a bitch.
The easiest way to find all of the art that’s been featured on Crispy Gamer is to visit the tumblr for my gaming comic “Shuffle Time” here! Which I really, really need to update. Once I get tired of trying to bone this goddamn elf in my free time, I will probably start making comics again.
I am probably late to the party, but have you all seen this Goggles business? It is pretty rad. I drew an engaging Jean-Luc Picard on my page since that is how I roll.
Your mission: deface my page as much as you want. That blank space on the right is begging for someone to boldly draw where no one has drawn before. Make is so.
Is there going to be cake involved? I am in if there is cake.
I bring in my old Bamboo Fun to use at work (since it is tiny and fits all snug in my satchel). At home I have a big ass Cintiq, though shamefully I haven’t used it much - not much free time to devote to drawing, yo. I am going to start lugging it into work once I get a new desk big enough to fit that suckah. Software wise, I mainly stick to Photoshop. I use Flash a lot at my job, too, but Photoshop is my true love.
I couldn’t think of a funny picture to answer this question, so here is CSI duck.
There is actually an amazing artist I follow that studies science (getting a PhD, at that!) and still manages to put up absolutely gorgeous work. Her tumblr name is seventypercentethanol and I want to steal her talent. Along with all of the other fantastic artists I follow. My dashboard is so gorgeous yet so painful at the same time, oh god.
But yes! I think that if you’re passionate about both subjects, you’ll find time to do both. That is kind of a wussy answer, but I believe in you, man.
Dude, this job is the best. I am an artist for a company that makes Facebook games (if you are an artist in the Santa Monica area, we are hiring, haha). It’s a small studio, so it’s pretty laid back and chill. The mascot for our game is a cat, so basically—
I have heard that the kettles with pictures market is severely untapped. I should get on that and make some mad bucks $$$
Seriously, though, I’ve never really thought about selling anything, haha. I mean, if someone wanted to give me money, hell yes, son. But chances are, if you just ask me to draw you something, I will eventually do it. Unless it involves furries. No furries, guys.
Oh man, thanks! And oh god, don’t look at my old stuff. My old stuff is horrible, haha.
Also, you’re the first non-spammy person to send me a message in ages, so you are my favorite for today. It helps that you have a kitten in your picture, too (I think that is a kitten).